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nigiris:

carlosofthecosmos:

tastysynapse:

Every part of the fandom will understand how comforting this short tune is.

wow dude. I really just felt that in my heart. 20 seconds? that’s staying with me the whole night

This made me SO happy. Thank you.

(via accioalchemist)

Reblogged from illkim

illkim:

Just dropped my new single. It’s me. I’m single.

(Source: illkim, via quesadelicious)

Reblogged from neptunain

how to get a boyfriend

neptunain:

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

(via whisperintoass)

Reblogged from legendxofxzach

nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

(via the-girl-with-the-delorean)

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riddlersgammon:

that time of year is approaching

scary lawn decorations

terrifying tv programs

people in costumes going door to door

election season

(via alltime-awesome)

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Reblogged from legalmexican

putins-boyfriend:

legalmexican:

kutchirwin:

legalmexican:

Kris Jenner is the real life version of Regina George’s mom

And which one of her kids is Regina George?

image

hola

(via the-girl-with-the-delorean)

Reblogged from iflewbikes

darkmarxsoul:

iflybikes:

When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.”

You can’t deny that is fucking scary.

Sometimes there are things that just sort of vaguely seem wrong, but you can’t put your finger on why…until it’s worded like this, and suddenly everything slides into place and you feel like someone punched you in the gut.

(Source: iflewbikes, via the-girl-with-the-delorean)

Reblogged from gildings

tarynel:

karkats-vantasies:

gildings:

I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies. 

I love girls who have clean, tight grammar

I like big dicks.

(via the-girl-with-the-delorean)

Reblogged from perfectlydreadful